Ode to Wednesday {Wk 1}: Ode to a Brownie

Dear Brownie,

Why hello there.

Yes, I do see you, sitting there so nice and quietly on my desk.

I can feel you watching me, begging me to pay you a visit.

But you see, here is the problem,

your visits aren't temporary.

It's permanent. If I visit you, you will live forever on my thighs.

And to be honest.

I've been working pretty dang hard on my thighs the last few months.

*Sigh*

I know that you have that flaky chocolaty texture, and that warm gooey center.

Why do you have to be so dang perfect?

Such a cute little square sitting there poised so perfectly on my napkin.

I hate you brownie.

I hate your stinkin' guts.

All gooey goodness of them!

Anyway,

I have to be going now.

My plain Cheerios are calling my name.

Those are a much nicer friend to me,

even though they taste like crap compared to you.

I hate Cheerios too.

I'm sorry we can no longer be friends,

but you see...I'm liking my new body and my new self-confidence.

So, so long Brownie.

Maybe one day we'll meet again.

Until then, you are off to meet the Big Brownie in the air...

...or the trashcan.

So long.

Ever so affectionately,

Amanda